Look, officer, we can explain.

Actually, no we can't. It's a beer. It's always been a beer. But thanks to this coozie, it's also technically just a "mystery beverage" — and that's a gray area we're fully prepared to defend in court.

The No Officer Coozie features our shrugging guy and his airtight alibi right on the front, making it the perfect accessory for backyard hangs, tailgates, lake days, and any situation where plausible deniability is key.

Give it to the dad who thinks he's funny. Give it to the friend who is funny. Give it to yourself, because you've earned it.

• Outside: 100% white polyester
• Inside: 100% black soft foam liner for insulation
• Vibrant, edge-to-edge print
• Collapsible — slips easily into a bag or back pocket
• Size options: Regular Can (3.5" x 4.3") and Slim Can (3.5" x 6")

All Love Co. is not responsible for any legal proceedings that may result from use of this product. Drink responsibly. Or at least convincingly.

All Love - Owen ❤️